This isn’t going to be your average blog…I am not going to tell you about my gay parakeet, Cataclisma, or my Aunt Lotus Blossom, who has a pet turtle who masturbates on triangle folded dollar bills, to Hall and Oates every morning. I am not going to pretend motivate you with pretend motivational techniques that I came up with under the influence of my pretend motivational life coach who died, but who came back to motivate me to live a life that doesn’t motivate me. I am not going to tell you all about my amazing time with Sir Oreo, or how debilitating fighting crime with one hand on the Mercedes has been.

Welcome to the Wormhole; where you can’t always pull out because it worked in the video.

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