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Job Description for the President of the United States of America

We are looking for someone who can take a dog turd and turn it into a pot of gold.  We are looking for a candidate who can forge a Monet.  We are looking for an individual who can take mistresses to Planned Parenthood; ideally a person who can get there in time for the two for one special, so that we don’t have to use up all of the petty cash.  This job isn’t for someone squeamish; it is however a job for an individual who is severely jaded and who would lie to God to get a date with Jesus.  If this sounds like you, please give us a brief description of why you think so little of yourself.

©2013 Regan McCoy All Rights Reserved


About Regan

Artist of many mediums, lover, dreamer, thriver...drinker of fine malts; the chocolate ones that is.

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